I'M ARDEN!

 I LOVE TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND GETTING REALLY EXCITED ABOUT ACTIVITIES THAT BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER. LAST YEAR I HOSTED 31 PEOPLE AT MY APARTMENT FOR THANKSGIVING ... THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH SPACE FOR 31 PEOPLE BUT I DID IT ANYWAYS BECAUSE IT MEANT NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WOULD HAVE TO BE ALONE ON THANKSGIVING. 

 

I DON'T LIKE GOING TO BED, AND I DON'T LIKE MEN WHO TALK MORE THAN ME. I ASK FOR DVD'S FOR CHRISTMAS EVERY YEAR. MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS DIE HARD. MY DAD SHOWED ME MOVIES LIKE PULP FICTION, THE TERMINATOR, AND CASINO WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS OLD AND WOULD SAY "DON'T TELL YOUR MOM." SOME PEOPLE CALL THAT WRONG BUT I CALL IT EDUCATIONAL! I DID NOT GO TO COLLEGE. I AM CANADIAN. I AM A DIRECTOR, AND I ALSO LIKE EDITING. I LIKE TOP-40 POP SONGS AND BRIGHT COLORS. I LIKE FIGHTING. I HAVE A LOT OF ANGER. I ALMOST RESORTED TO LIFE AS A BULLY, UNTIL I MET MY FRIEND EMMA IN GRADE 5 WHO HELPED ME REALIZE THAT ALL MY RAGE COULD BE USED TO HELP MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, RATHER THAN A WORSE ONE. I ALSO LIKE THERAPY. 

I AM COMMITTED TO HIRING RADICALLY DIVERSE TEAMS. THE FUTURE OF FILM IS NOT FEMALE. THE FUTURE OF FILM IS NON-BINARY, INDIGENOUS, BLACK, TRANS, DISABLED, LATINX, QUEER, ASIAN, FEMALE, TWO-SPIRITED, AND BEYOND. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR OPPORTUNITIES ON SET, NO MATTER YOUR EXPERIENCE LEVEL, PLEASE REACH OUT HERE.

THAT IS ALL FOR NOW. I'M REALLY GOOD AT WHAT I DO. I LOVE YELLING. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS ESSAY. 

LOVE, 

ARDEN 

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