I'M ARDEN!
I LOVE TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND I DON'T LIKE MEN WHO TALK MORE THAN ME. I ASK FOR DVD'S FOR CHRISTMAS EVERY YEAR. MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS DIE HARD. MY DAD SHOWED ME MOVIES LIKE PULP FICTION, TERMINATOR 2, AND CASINO WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS OLD AND WOULD SAY "DON'T TELL YOUR MOM." SOME PEOPLE CALL THAT WRONG BUT I CALL IT EDUCATIONAL! I DID NOT GO TO COLLEGE. I AM CANADIAN. I AM A DIRECTOR. I LIKE TOP-40 POP SONGS AND BRIGHT COLORS. I LIKE FIGHTING. I HAVE A LOT OF ANGER. I ALMOST RESORTED TO LIFE AS A BULLY, UNTIL I MET MY FRIEND EMET IN GRADE 5 WHO HELPED ME REALIZE THAT ALL MY RAGE COULD BE USED TO HELP MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, RATHER THAN A WORSE ONE. I ALSO LIKE THERAPY.
THE FUTURE OF FILM IS NOT FEMALE. THE FUTURE OF FILM IS NON-BINARY, INDIGENOUS, BLACK, TRANS, DISABLED, LATINX, QUEER, ASIAN, FEMALE, TWO-SPIRITED, AND BEYOND. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR OPPORTUNITIES ON SET, NO MATTER YOUR EXPERIENCE LEVEL, PLEASE REACH OUT HERE.
THAT IS ALL FOR NOW. I'M REALLY GOOD AT WHAT I DO. I LOVE YELLING. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS ESSAY.
LOVE,
ARDEN