I'M ARDEN!

 I LOVE TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND GETTING REALLY EXCITED ABOUT ACTIVITIES THAT BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER. LAST YEAR I HOSTED 31 PEOPLE AT MY APARTMENT FOR THANKSGIVING ... THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH SPACE FOR 31 PEOPLE BUT I DID IT ANYWAYS BECAUSE IT MEANT NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WOULD HAVE TO BE ALONE ON THANKSGIVING. 

 

I DON'T LIKE GOING TO BED, AND I DON'T LIKE MEN WHO TALK MORE THAN ME. I ASK FOR DVD'S FOR CHRISTMAS EVERY YEAR. MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS DIE HARD. MY DAD SHOWED ME MOVIES LIKE PULP FICTION, THE TERMINATOR, AND CASINO WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS OLD AND WOULD SAY "DON'T TELL YOUR MOM." SOME PEOPLE CALL THAT WRONG BUT I CALL IT EDUCATIONAL! I DID NOT GO TO COLLEGE. I AM CANADIAN. I AM A DIRECTOR, AND I ALSO LIKE EDITING. I LIKE TOP-40 POP SONGS AND BRIGHT COLORS. I LIKE FIGHTING. I HAVE A LOT OF ANGER. I ALMOST RESORTED TO LIFE AS A BULLY, UNTIL I MET MY FRIEND EMMA IN GRADE 5 WHO HELPED ME REALIZE THAT ALL MY RAGE COULD BE USED TO HELP MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, RATHER THAN A WORSE ONE. I ALSO LIKE THERAPY. 

I AM COMMITTED TO HIRING DIVERSE TEAMS. THE FUTURE OF FILM IS NOT FEMALE. THE FUTURE OF FILM IS NON-BINARY, INDIGENOUS, BLACK, TRANS, DISABLED, LATINX, QUEER, ASIAN, FEMALE, TWO-SPIRITED, AND WHATEVER ELSE WE FUCKING WANT IT TO BE. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR OPPORTUNITIES ON SET, NO MATTER YOUR EXPERIENCE LEVEL, PLEASE REACH OUT HERE.

THAT IS ALL FOR NOW. I'M REALLY GOOD AT WHAT I DO. I LOVE YELLING. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS ESSAY. 

LOVE, 

ARDEN 

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